This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
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you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
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I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
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