Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I said "one day" and that day is not today
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