Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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