We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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