So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
And then he peed in my hair
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