We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
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