and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
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Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
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She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
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