Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
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Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
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My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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