you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
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