the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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