I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
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I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
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Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
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