I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
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Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
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lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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