Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
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Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
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Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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