what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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