I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
love makes seman taste better
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
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