relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
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Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
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I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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