marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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