Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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