You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Randomize
