we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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