im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Damn victory sex feels great
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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