Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
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He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
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She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
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