just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
