You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
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