you win again, gameday.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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