brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
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