Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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