If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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