So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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