my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
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Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
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Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
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