...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
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I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
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It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
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