look no pants
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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