I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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