everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
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