Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
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Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
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I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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