Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Small penises have feelings too.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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