You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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