She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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