I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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