this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
nutella sex= disaster
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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