Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
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He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
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Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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