This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
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i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
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The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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