ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
You are the jesus of drinking
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
Randomize
