So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Pooping to opera.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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