hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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