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(858): View more from California

I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth

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Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building

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(778): View more from British Columbia

Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'

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(402): View more from Nebraska

She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.

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(408): View more from California

i fucked her mom dude

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there's something to tell the kids

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(618): View more from Illinois

i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...

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(512): View more from Texas

Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...

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(587): View more from Alberta

The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...

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(913): View more from Kansas

The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.

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