He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
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i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
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I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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