We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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