What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
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The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
We have so much sex to catch up on
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
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The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Drake has all the answers
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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