just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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