Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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