It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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