Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
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we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
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The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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