Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
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One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
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I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
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